You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes